what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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