I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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