My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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