& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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