ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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