their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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