? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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