Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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