Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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