oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
