At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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