So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize