I'm drive I can fine osifer
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize