3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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