Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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