carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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