SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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