Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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