at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Randomize
