In the future we'll all be gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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