My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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