That's intense
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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