so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize