Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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