She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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