Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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