No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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