I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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