I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you had me at cake vodka
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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