OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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