Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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