the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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