I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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