Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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