i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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