i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Come on in and take your pants off
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