it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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