dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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