I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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