i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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