Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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