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• (480): View more from Arizona

  just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.

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  i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.

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  k i'll be over in 5.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.

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• (510): View more from California

  but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.

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