Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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