Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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