He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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