so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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