i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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