Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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