69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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