He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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