oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How's work?
Spinning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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