it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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