The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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