he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize