I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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