YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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